Seashell the Monstera — Let it lean. Let it climb. Let it hole-punch its way to glory. Bright, indirect light. Water when the top inch is dry. Don’t panic—those splits are on purpose.

Billybob the Alocasia Wentii —Loves humidity, hates cold shoulders. Bright, indirect light. Water when halfway dry. Leaves may ghost you — it’s not personal, it’s seasonal.

Delilah the Dieffenbachia — Big leafy beauty. Likes bright, indirect light. Water when the top inch of soil is dry. Keep her warm, humid, and away from pets—she bites back

Celine, another, Dieffenbachia — Big drama in bold leaves. Likes bright, indirect light. Keep soil lightly moist—not soggy. Rotate for balance. Definitely don’t let your pets nibble.

Moe the Philodendron — Loyal, low-maintenance, a little dramatic when thirsty. Bright indirect light. water when the top inch feels dry. Be sure to wipe its leaves. Tell it it’s doing great.

Lucas the Chlorophytum Comosum (spider plant) — Forgives almost everything. Bright, indirect light. Let the soil dry a bit between waterings. Makes babies when it’s happy. A true gentle overachiever.